The Naked Truth about Xianity and Truth

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by Lloyd Harrison Whitling (with lots of help)

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Email message received December, 2005:

SOMEBODY'S RAISING THEIR CHILD RIGHT!

One Nation, "Under GOD"
II CORINTHIANS 5:7 " FOR WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT "

One day, a little girl was sitting in a classroom.

The teacher was explaining evolution to the children.

The teacher asked a little boy:

TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?

TOMMY: Yes

TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.

TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.

TEACHER: Did you see GOD?

TOMMY: No.

TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see GOD because HE isn't there. HE just doesn't exist.

A little girl spoke up wanting to ask the boy some questions.

The teacher agreed.

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?

TOMMY: Yessssss!

LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?

TOMMY: Yessssss!

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the Teacher ?

TOMMY: Yes

LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?

TOMMY: No.

LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today, she doesn't have one.

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From Pappadaddybob:

TEACHER: "Tommy, do you know what a metaphor is?"

TOMMY: "No."

TEACHER: "Sure you do. You just had two demonstrated."
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TOMMY replied, "Does that mean that you are not wearing underpants?" Thanks to jfs

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"In that case, neither does our preacher, nor any of us," suggested Lois from California

"We could perform an autopsy on her," Lois added, after some thought.

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BOY IN THIRD ROW: "Better to be brainless than clueless." (another one from Papadaddybob) -- Thanks

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STUDENT IN THE BACK OF THE ROOM (Dylan Klebold): "Would you like to see her brain?" From denjomar

(then, pointing gun at teacher, speaking to student): "Would you like to see her brain?" (then turning gun to student): "Or, would you like to see God?"

Thanks, Dennis!

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"To deny a right to the experience of pleasure is immoral unless that denial can be justified by a valid presentation of how pain will result from that experience in an amount that would render the expected pleasure regrettable; or, if it can be shown that pain will be induced in others innocent of any involvement. The role of science in moral issues should be to test that, predict that, and find harmless ways to demonstrate that."

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