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Xian Cumbax
Where The Irrefutable Claims of Xianity get
Refuted,
and the Immutable Claims get Mutated.
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Here you will find workable responses to common Xian
dogmatic statements and attacks made against atheists, secularity, and the
American secular system of government, in a growing list you may feel
welcome to apply in your own situation. Most of these claims and responses
are not limited to the aggressively proselytive Luv Folks, but apply to
many religious beliefs.
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Dogma |
Cumbax |
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1: Praying: "I'll be
praying for you," "I'll pray for you," or "I prayed for you." |
1. "You can't have me,
I'm already spoken for."
2. "Thanks. And I'll ask
Santa Claus to bring you something nice this year." (thanks
to Lisa Mallette)

3. "Read this specific
CumBak in the book. To learn how to get your copy, click here."
4. "Don't pray.
Send money!"
A much appreciated contribution from D. Thump.
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2: Wealth: "Christians
believe Earthly material wealth is only temporary, and so we must give to
God while shunning riches." |
1: "The Christian cult,
especially the Catholic Sect, holds vastly more wealth and tax-free
property than the richest business enterprises. How does that agree with
'Give up thy earthly treasures, take up thy cross (sword) and follow me'?"
and also that individual church members are donating funds to help poor,
starving people "over there" moreso than the wealthy organizations they
belong to? |
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3: Godtalk: "Why don't you
want to talk about God?" |
1: "I believe no gods exist, and so there's nothing to talk about." |
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4: Scriptures: "Why
don't you want to talk about the scriptures?" |
1: "Read all the CumBax
in the book. Help support all this hard work and obtain a valuable,
useful resource." |
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5: CircleCircus: "The
'circular reasoning' argument is absurd. Denying that looking into the
Bible or Koran will prove things is like saying you can't prove that the
President lives in the White House by looking into the White House, when
looking into the White House will provide the necessary proof." |
1: "One is able to look into the Whitehouse today, but
will he find his particular president there? We cannot look into the
historical time when mythical heroes are alleged to have lived. We know a
president is alive and we see him on television every day. There is
absolutely no parallel to proving the life of Jesus, or any other biblical
character, and proving the president. Saying reality is the same thing as
a word of mouth story is what is absurd!! Thanks to
Carol Smith for this unique contribution
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6: "Pornography and X-rated movies are bad because
they turn men into sex addicts." |
1: "How to tell if you are a sex addict: If you participate in a
scientific study and are placed in a room containing 2 buttons. One is for
food and the other is for instant sexual gratification. If you wear out
the "sex" button and starve to death - you are a sex addict."
Thanks and a
to Jacob from the A-T group. |
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7: Murder: "If I were an
atheist, there'd be nothing to stop me from committing murder." |
1: "If that's true, what
makes you feel so safe in telling that to me?"
2: "Look for CumBax 7:2
in your CumBax book to find
this legitimate response. Make sure to order your copy today." |
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8: Morals:
"There has to be an absolute moral truth. Otherwise
it would be perfectly acceptable for me to steal all your belongings and
kill you." |
1:
"That I believe different from you, and that you are the one who
believes an evil would be acceptable while I don't, shows there is no
absolute truth in morality. Even that two Christians, or two Muslims,
disagree on various doctrinal points (the reason for those cults being so
thoroughly divided into sects), serves as verification.
2:
"105 Xian claims are presented in the
CumBax Book, many of them
with several responses, like this one. While some responses resort to
humor, most are honest attempts to educate and inform, like the ones in
this group."
3:
"Your example worries me, since I have never denied practicing a natural
morality. I cannot help what someone else said, I disagree with them. What
worries me is that, by your example, you are telling me that some standard
hidden inside you says it's okay to murder and steal. Is that how Xianity
trained you? Why does some standard inside me and, as far as that goes,
most other social forms of life disagree with that in practice? Why are
the religious the bad behavers?"
4:
"Now, to top this off, I agree some things are absolutely good, and some
bad, and that is a black and white statement of the sort you like.
However, each situation has to be considered on its own merits, as to
whether an action will be good or bad. That is not moral relativism, where
you have various shades of gray. As Ayn Rand said, you have to have black
and white to get grays. The reason your people mislead us with that, is
that it includes what is right and wrong about your own deeds, that you
don't want to acknowledge the evils inherent to your beliefs, and so want
to mislead us as to where morality originates. Look in your dictionary.
Try to find the word 'morality' in your Bible. Morality belongs to us, the
secular folks, in spite of your fatuous claims. That's why you so
extremely outnumber us as inmates: Your moral code doesn't deal with real
life." |
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9: Cults: "I don't agree with
Christianity being called a 'cult'. Why do you have to put it down that
way?" |
1: "This important CumBak explains how religious manipulation of
language makes things appear right when they are incorrect.
Read it in the book by
looking for CumBax 9:1." |
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10: Truth: God is the ultimate truth. I have heard
it said that science cannot know truth, but can only approximate truth,
and so that is why scientists cannot know God. If there is no God, there
is no truth. |
1: "God
is the ultimate hoax, perpetrated from one generation onto the next, and
one millennium onto the next, and you cannot show that to be untrue so
that your claims about God must all be regarded as false until you can as
a matter of principles.
"The rest of
this CumBak to a common Xian claim is presented in the
CumBax Book. Reward yourself
with this important secular tool today!" |
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11: Sects: "…and then, you
refer to various denominations as 'sects'. That also sounds like
belittlement. Why do you do that?"
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1: "A paragraph of religious history that you can enjoy reading in
the CumBax Book. Get your
copy today." |
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12: Xians: "…and then you
stir up Christian wrath by referring to us as Xians, Xianity, who
celebrate Xmas. That is a terribly sacrilegious thing to do, so why do you
insist on it?" |
1: "Well, I hate referring to Xians as ignorant, because a lot of
you understand the Greek roots inherent to Xianity. It might actually be
deemed an honor to Christ by acknowledging him to be recognizable by a
simple statement of his Greek initial, for
O4FJ@ (Cisto,
if my software is anywhere near right), which still gets the same
pronunciation as 'Cristos'. I wonder how many times JFK, LBJ, or FDR felt
angered over such a tribute." |
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13: XianPolygamy:
"Polygamists and adulterers have to be atheists. No true Christian would
do anything so immoral." |
1. "More than half the
members of your average Christian church are practicing serial polygamy,
which the New Testament views to be adultery. From Matthew Five:
'31 It has been said,
`Anyone who divorces his wife must give her a certificate of divorce.
32 But I tell you
that anyone who divorces his wife, except for marital unfaithfulness,
causes her to become an adulteress, and anyone who marries the divorced
woman commits adultery.'
Anyways, most Xians are
actually atheists but too scared and dishonest to admit it."
2. "CumBax goes by the
numbers, and number 13:2 is waiting between the covers of your new
CumBax Book. If you order it
today, it will be in your hands as soon as Uncle Sam's couriers can
deliver it." |
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14: NoGod: "If there were no
God, there'd be no atheists." |
1. "There'd be no
atheists if there were no theists, and there would be theists whether or
not a god exists for so long as there are weak willed people who refuse to
dare think their own thoughts. That is, in fact, the case." |
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15: Foxholes: "There are
no atheists in foxholes." |
1. "CumBax 15:1 waits in
your copy of the book. Have you ordered it yet?"
2. "Have you been in all
of them personally while conducting your little survey?" (from
Richard Russell)
http://richardsrussell.livejournal.com/
3. "15:3,4 are two more
CumBax you'll only find in the book."
4. "Order
your CumBax Book before you forget it."
5. "Is it part of the
Xian religion that slandering whole groups of people is a moral pursuit? I
know that lying is approved of in the Bible, but why are people like
myself freely denigrated and lied about by the so-called 'Love People'?" |
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16: Extremism: "Atheist extremism, such as
yours, is behind all the problems in the world, especially America." |
1.
"Extremism compared to what?— there has be a point of departure, or
comparison, for something to be called 'extreme'."
2.
"This honest CumBak,
3. "and
this one, can be found in your brand-new copy of
First CumBax."
4. "I
would call believing that donkeys talk extreme. I would call a god sending
bears to rip apart kids for calling someone names to be extreme. I
consider the idea of a supreme being who created a whole universe with
uncountable stars worrying whether or not some tiny bit of slime on a
speck of dust in one remote corner of a minor galaxy masturbates or not,
to be very extreme. I think the idea of killing your neighbor because he
doesn't follow the Sabbath to be extreme. I consider treating women as
possessions to be extreme. I consider subjecting a person and all of their
progeny to hardships for all of eternity for just eating a fruit to be
extreme. I consider killing all the people on Earth, except for one boat,
to be extreme. I consider killing all the first born in a country, except
for those that splash blood on their door, to be extreme. I consider a
policy of, "bow to me or suffer hideously for all eternity", to be
extreme.
But, that's
just my opinion. Perhaps there are some beliefs that some atheists have
that compare to this, but I haven't found anybody with anything close to
that. Most atheists I know believe that we should all do our part to help
each other, since we are all part of the human race. Perhaps compared to
the Christian belief, that's an extreme position. In that case, I'm proud
to be extreme. Thanks and an extra large Smiley to
Eric http://trustreason.com
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17: Faith: "It takes as much
faith to be an Atheist as it does to believe in a god." |
1: "I agree one hundred
percent. You must understand, however, that faith is a matter of
confidence, and
atheistic faith is a matter of self-confidence as opposed against
confidence in tellers of ancient myths." |
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18: GoodWorks: "If
atheists are so moral and concerned for humanity, where are all the
atheists doing good works?" |
1. "Unlike religionists,
atheists are not inclined to brag about such things. For one thing,
because the 'love folks' are so dangerous to us, it's not safe to point
out to everyone if we're atheists. We will silently join in with what we
see as right, and leave it at that."
2. "Since atheism is not an organized system of thought, like it
would be as a religion, we are individualists with our own opinions about
most things. The actions of such people will not get much publicity in
modern times. We do, however, form groups, such as SHARE, but those would
rather do good works than seek publicity. We do, as your prophet
supposedly admonished, not parade our piety in public."
3. "Play fair. Buy the
CumBax Book for the rewarding feeling you'll get for having done your
part in supporting your own worldview."
4. "CumBax
13:4 explains this response as a part of the atheist political
process, something that seems to be not well understood among the Xians
or, for that matter, among ourselves." |
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19: Opinion: "That's just
your opinion." |
1: "And, that's just
your opinion. My opinion is based on facts. Who told you
yours?" |
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20: Flew: "Famous atheist
Anthony Flew converted to deism after reviewing material supportive of
Creative Design. Doesn't a scholarly scientist making a decision like that
work against your convictions?" |
1: "Firstly, 'convictions' is your word for beliefs atheists
develop as a result of exposure and assessment of verifiable facts. New
evidence will often appear, and my 'convictions' will change accordingly.
"I am not, however, yet a doddering old man subject to
brain deterioration. When I achieve that status, please expect me to
confuse speculation with evidence, and respond accordingly after my own
brain deteriorates. Evidence shows that even people highly educated within
their belief's advanced systems adopt atheism in large numbers after
exposure to secular curricula. Please refer to
Leaving the Fold: Testimonies of Former Fundamentalists
(Prometheus) for a larger statement about this. |
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21: Angry: "Why are you so
angry at god?" |
1. "CumBax 21:1 will
show you that, because you
bought the book, you have the best CumBax in a form that can be
carried about wherever you go."
2. "Actually, I'm not
angry at god. I'm angry at the Easter Bunny, because all the chocolate
eggs I found last Easter had jelly centers instead of malted milk."
(Thanks to Richard S. Russell)
http://richardsrussell.livejournal.com/
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22: Creationism: Earth
and the Universe were created in six days about six thousand years ago.
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1. "CumBak
22:1 shows the importance of verifiability also applies to dating
systems and methods, to render them dependable and trustworthy."
2. "So, you have method
of dating that gives different results from the several science uses? Can
you explain the process and tell me why it disagrees, and a scientific,
factual reason for believing it over all the other tests?"
3. This brings up an
interesting question: "Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons'?
Thanks to Charles Call on A-T's discussion group

4.
"The real question is whether they had souls--since they weren't
born." Thanks and a smiley to Lois on A-T

5. …and another to
Charles for wondering if the Tree of Knowledge had growth rings or, since
it had been created, no grain to its wood.

6. …and one for Mr.
Murzig, who asked about Lillith, Adam's first wife. Entering
Lilith+Adam+Eve in the search box at Google.com got back over 700
responses and a smiley for the submission:
for Mister Murzig
7.
http://www.talkdesign.org/ |
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23: Incest: All human
beings are descended from Adam and Eve. |
1.
"Speaking of Adam and Eve, their only progeny seem to have been two guys,
one of whom killed the other. So, where did they find their
wives and beget all those names that seem to go on and on? And if they
mated with their own sisters, who just happened to be left out of the
plot, is everyone then the descendent of incest? Oh horrors!!!"
Contributed by Robin Goodfellow

2.
"Go beyond incest with CumBax 23:2, but don't get too startled if it makes
good sense. Find it in the
CumBax Book."
3. "An
insightful CumBak about something not common knowledge, but you can know
it from the
CumBax Book." |
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24: Hypothesis:
"Evolution is just a theory, just like the theory that God exists." |
1. "CumBax
24:1 explains the difference between facts, theories, and hypotheses,
and how that information applies to this illegitimate argument."
Look here:
Evolution for Beginners
2. "My biggest problem
with trying to understand the Xian angst over evolution is to understand
the idea of a god who appears fully formed with no history of development.
If such a god exists as one capable to create the universe, It must also
have somehow evolved and developed (even if only in Lamarckian style) out
of nothing. No matter how you describe it or avoid it, everything somehow
came out of nothing. If we must doubt evolution in the face of all the
supporting evidence, how can anyone accept any claims about Xian or other
mythical characters in the face of absolutely no supporting evidence. My
mama used to tell me, 'What's good for the goose is good for the gander.'
Why not take a gander at applying equal tests for all sides of the story?"
And, take a gander at the
CumBax Book while
you're at it. |
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25: Mothballs: If
science is so certain about evolution, why do scientists still squabble
about the details. For example, did the peppered moth evolve dark color as
a defense against birds or for other reasons? |
1. "How does knowing the answer held in CumBax 25:1 affect our
perceptions of what may be required for ongoing human survival? Only one
religion perpetuates a myth about a someday return of a god who has
promised to save mankind from the disasters that religion seems to foster.
The majority of the world believes otherwise, and we want to make sure we
survive. See it in the
CumBax Book." |
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26: Christian "Atheists": “Stalin, Mao, Hitler,
and Pol Pot were all professing atheists, and they set the standard for
barbarism in the last century." |
"This outright
lie is soundly trounced in CumBax 26:1.
Get the book, and keep it at
your side while you check out World History to verify what it tells you." |
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27: Hitlerianity:
"Hitler's theory of racial superiority and the elimination of 'sub-humans'
fits in with the theory of the survival of the fittest." |
1. "That's actually
untrue and a result of misunderstanding that likely resulted from his Xian
indoctrination. Ability to interact with and adjust to local environmental
conditions determines 'survival of the fittest'. Only that determines
'fitness', not individual preferences for hair, skin and eye colors nor
whatever appeals to any particular human predilections that would lead to
killing off those with other traits. History shows that Hitler erred
badly, as do those who use him as their good example." History also shows
that worldviews that get adequate support can become dominant because of
enhanced human interactions, and that we err badly when we refrain from
supporting those who share our own. |
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28:
InstantGratification: "Science has been trying for over half a
century (since the Miller-Urey experiments) to reproduce the conditions
which gave rise to self-reproducing molecules -- the very most primitive
thing that qualifies as "life" -- and hasn't been able to do it. How do
you explain a failure like that?" |
1. "So, being human, and
short-lived in comparison to the age of the Universe, we want to
duplicate, in a few minutes, a sequence of processes that may have taken
millions of years. Why am I expected to have to explain something so
simple and obvious? Anyways, what does that have to do with evolution?
That's abiogenesis, an entirely different study altogether." |
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29: Ideebeehee:
Intelligent Designer Behe claims that cells are as complex as
the lifeforms they produce, and that many cells contain structures that
are “irreducibly complex.” That means there is nothing workable they could
have mutated from. Doesn't that show a weakness in the theory of
evolution? |
1. No, it shows a weakness in Behe's understanding, and a
willingness to grasp at straws to support untenable Creationist doctrines.
There are many likely probabilities, and they all may have occurred in one
case or another, but evolution does not require mutation as a part of its
process. Each lifeform evolves to the best fit for its circumstances, and
that means it can also devolve from more complicated, possible vastly
different origins– like the fish trapped in caves whose eyes are blind, or
they are entirely eyeless, but their distant ancestors were likeliest to
be sighted fish from lakes and streams. Revisit them in a zillion years,
and they may have developed radar, like bats, by then.
http://www.talkdesign.org/ Link thanks to
Guy Smith  |
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30: Ideedembski:
Another Intelligent Design supporter, Dembski, uses mathematics to show
the merit of his arguments. He claims that signs of intelligent design can
be demonstrated by the use of math to show how specified complexity can
not arise in the natural world. The human eye, for example, is arranged
the way a human designer would make the same thing: lens, iris, sensor
upon which to focus… |
1. So,
which came first, Nature or the human designer who would copy Nature's
handiwork? People get easily impressed by numbers and displays of other
things they don't understand. Scientists also use math in evolution, but
require verification before they jump up and down and holler, "Eureka!"
Dembski's
arguments don't really deal directly with evolutionary statements, and are
kind of off-center. Evolution does not have a goal that any scientist has
proclaimed. Dembski promotes a view that states otherwise, whereas, in
evolution theory, things develop because they can, and because they
provide a species with its best fit into ongoing circumstances. That's it.
NEW: Thanks to a post from Guy Smith,
3eye now know that a link has been
discovered, that leads from the simple ability to perceive light, to the
complex modern eye through the discovery of a special eye protein called
crystallins found in lens cells, and accompanying control mechanisms.
Kudos to Guy
for bringing that to our attention
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31: Humptydumpty:
Dembski further says the mathematics shows that a blind man who needs to
find the top of the highest hill at a certain time, which he equated to
scientists' description of evolution, shows that evolutionists'
descriptions of adaptation have no mathematical advantage of those made by
Intelligent design. |
1. The problem I see in this statement is not only the requirement
imposed upon evolution to "go somewhere", but to "be there" according to a
schedule. What if evolution is already at the top of the highest hill for
whatever species we may be discussing? Evolution will simply "stay put"
until the terrain changes. See the next question for more. |
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32: TurtleWhacks:
"Some undersea tortoises have been discovered in the deep ocean that are
exactly the same as those from millions of years ago. Doesn't their
failure to change prove that evolution does not work?" |
1. "Actually, what it proves is that a whole bunch of people on
both sides don't understand evolution. Since it is Nature's way of
assuring that only those creatures that are the best fit in an environment
are the ones to survive, evolution has weeded out whatever changes did not
fit an environment that has apparently been very stable for that long. If
something has become the best fit for a particular environment, it will
not change just for the sake of doing so, especially if any changes would
render it less fit." |
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33: Accretion: "I have
been taught that evolution is a process of advancement through generations
from simple to more complex forms. Your reasoning about the sea tortoises
seems to disagree with that." |
1. "From our human viewpoint, that appears to be a good description
of the overall process through which evolution proceeds. On an individual
species basis, however, biological evolution is a process of adaptation,
wherein a species gets matched to its environment. The same species will
show up with differences in a variety of its environments." |
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34: Ascience: "I simply
don't believe in Evolution. I can't see it as something that happens,
especially as a process involving accidents in Nature." |
1. "That's only because you haven't gained a correct understanding
of evolution. It is not a "mystery". It is something constantly at work
all around us, and appears throughout the universe in its many forms.
Science is not something for people to "believe in". Science simply
attempts to discover the best ways to describe natural events. Most people
talk about biological phenomena when the subject is evolution, but it can
be seen as the one universal process involved in every aspect of accretion
of the universe. Mechanical evolution is about energy evolving through
cycles involving motion, heat, friction, sound, and material substances.
Cosmological evolution describes the evolutionary processes of the
universe itself. Life-forms involve the biological evolution about which
we all hear so much, just for a few examples. |
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36: Opinions as Science:
"Intelligent Design is good science, whereas evolution is only a
theory." |
1) "If Intelligent
Design were really a science, shouldn't the promoters of the ID movement
spend more time in the laboratory than in the courtroom?"
Thanks and a grin of the Smiley Face to George Page of Atlanta Free Speech
forum. 
2) "Evolution is a fact;
the theory of evolution is a theory; Intelligent Design is only a
hypothesis developed from assumptions and opinions and has not yet
resulted in anything scientific at all." |
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37: Lysenkoism: "If there
were any truth to Evolution, it would seem that people's body parts would
change to adapt to their roles in life. For instance, a swimmer would grow
fins, or someone having to constantly stretch would grow a longer arm, and
that those would be passed down to their children." |
1. "Darwinian Evolution
does not include that possibility in any case of which I have knowledge.
What you are describing is called 'Lamarckian Evolution', which has been
discredited as a biological process. The only case where Lamarckian
Evolution can be shown to work, to my knowledge, is in Memetics, a science
that describes processes involving self-replicating ideas that were given
the special name 'memes' by Richard Dawkins when he first described them
in
The Selfish Gene. You can find my own book on the subject at
this link." |
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38: Creavolution: "Atheists and scientists who
don't believe in God are the only ones advancing evolution." |
1. "You are overlooking the reward system built into science.
Anyone able to find a way to prove the existence of intelligent design
within science's accepted framework will become an eternally famous name
in history by proving at last that science and religious dogma are
compatible. In our cultures, the financial rewards alone would be worthy
of the effort; but, that also is a fact that renders Intelligent Designers
suspect more than any scientists."
Thanks to Carol Smith for pointing out this
contribution
 2.
"Any process of thought that avoids using the scientific method is not
science, which is based on a process of discovery and not speculation.
Creationism in any form is built upon speculation and supported by non
sequitors, a process that goes almost exactly counter to the processes
of actual science." Thanks again to Carol Smith for this
enlightening CumBak.
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39: Toothfairy: "Of
course you believe in god. It's impossible not to." |
1. "Humans worship
thousands of gods you don't believe in. Only one god of all those
thousands separates your position from mine. The exact reasons you don't
believe in them are why I don't believe in yours. So, okay, which god are
we talking about?"
2. "And, of course, you
believe in the Tooth Fairy for the very same reason, right? After all,
there's actual evidence for the Tooth Fairy." (from
Richard S. Russell)
http://richardsrussell.livejournal.com/
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40: Biogenesis: "You would deny existence for
the very God who created life so you could live?" |
"Would having possession of the
CumBax Book in your own
hands make you a better person? Maybe, maybe not, but it would provide you
with a cogent answer to this barbaric allegation." |
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41: Atrinitarianism:
"I believe Jesus Saves, and He is the only god." |
1. "If you are a Moonie,
Jesus ordered that everybody must be converted to that belief. Are you a
Moonie Jesusist, or some other version?"
2. "I saw a billboard
about a bank a while ago that says everybody ought to save."
3. "Millions of
Pentecostal Americans believe the Holy Spirit causes them to speak in
tongues. If Jesus is the only god, how can that be true?"
4. "This response, one
that requires explanation, waits in your copy of the
CumBax Book."
5. The trilogy is about
three gods that are supposed to be one. Even forgetting the screwy
arithmetic, everybody speaks about them as three separate entities. That
does not agree with your statement."
6. "Is the godhead about
Xian support for homosexuality?" |
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42: Nakedsex: Stories and
pictures of Naked People and sex are pornographic and that makes them
immoral" |
1. And,
of course, we would have to remove "The Song of Solomon" from the Old
Testament, as it is blatant pornographic writing!" (Robin Goodfellow—
Thanks loads
)
2. "Here is a response
your Xian attacker won't be prepared for, and you can have it in your
hands at this location in the
CumBax Book." |
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43: Godstates: "Fifty
states can't be wrong—they all honor God in their constitutions." |
1. "Fifty states can't
be wrong: Our leaders know that religion gives them a center of power they
can manipulate to get their desires by claiming 'god' in their
statements." That is "old hat" practice in politics.
2. "And the 24 states of
India honor Brahma, Vishnu, and Shiva. Can THEY be wrong? More generally,
is religion the sort of thing you want to leave up to majority vote?"
(from Richard S. Russell)
http://richardsrussell.livejournal.com/
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44: Theocratism:
"America is a Christian Nation founded by God and the 10 Commandments." |
1. Are you referring to
Solon
as a god?
2.
"By golly, I can't seem to find where the
Bible discusses "liberty," "the pursuit of happiness," "democracy,"
"representative government," "bicameral legislature," "separation of
powers" or a "republic."…which are the proclaimed basis of our government.
All I find in your Bible is references to kings and obedience to
authority. Oh, and by the way, perhaps you can show me where the Bible
says it's wrong to hurt and sexually abuse children,
something Americans believe in strongly."
---from James Dew:
Thanks,
James.
3."Our founders were
mainly deists who made their disdain for Christianity very plain in
the writings they left
behind. Ben Franklin was declared an infidel and atheist by the
Christians of the time, but deism was his belief system as it was for
James Madison, the Father of the Constitution and the Bill of Rights.
Thomas Paine, accredited with much of the drafting of it, was an outright
atheist. At that time, only about 6% of Americans proclaimed Xianity.
Claims of otherwise are outright lies not supported by any facts, as most
of the writings these men left behind well attest." (Thanks
to Richard Russell for supplying corrective and additional information ). http://richardsrussell.livejournal.com/
4.
"If I get a copy of the U.S. Constitution,
can you show me where it mentions God and the 10 Commandments? Certainly
if this were the foundation of our government, the founders would have
made that perfectly clear for all eternity. Right?" ---from James Dew
5. "If what you say is
true (and it isn't), then it's about time for us to wake up and change
that, after so long of demonstrating that a secular government is best,
and ages of history that demonstrates a theocracy to be the worst."
6. "That the drafters of
our original documents were atheists and deists is recorded in historical
documents, and that Xians have decried and denied this from the start is
also likewise recorded. It's why USA has been called 'The Great
Experiment'. You can thank an atheist for providing the influence upon
which America was founded, and religion for its current downhill slide."
7. Many Xian writers
disagree with you. Richard Mouw, for example, acknowledges our secular
form of government in his Political Evangelism, in the
chapter about Church and State; and even your Bible proclaims to render
unto Caesar that which is his (government) and unto God that which is his
(your own behavior)."
8. "The founding fathers
may have been deists and atheists, but the philosophy they advanced in
such phrases as "the pursuit of happiness" only describes a practical form
of hedonism,
something supposedly non-Xian." |
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45: OutrightLie:
"America was a Christian nation from the very beginning." |
1. "That Christianity
was regarded as superstition was plainly stated by Franklin and Madison in
their writings. Our first six presidents were deists, who despised
Christianity. At the beginning, only about 6% of Americans proclaimed
Xianity."
2. "This response gives
a lesson in legislative history from long before America was first
discovered, and you can have that lesson in your copy of the
CumBax Book."
3. "America was founded
by atheists and deists, the same kind of people now known as
Universists
and
Pantheists, and advanced principles expounded upon by the philosophy I
call practical
hedonism, and frowned upon the Xian hedonism that you espouse." |
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46: Pantheism: "The
Declaration of Independence states that rights and liberties are granted
by God." |
1. "It also declares ours to be a nation 'freed from
superstition', by which they plainly meant 'religion' in the context of
the event in which it was written, and to references about religion made
in the Constitution. Taken as a whole, America was founded on values the
opposite of those expressed in 'God's Law', which grants no rights and
imposes the inhumane restrictions under which most Third World Countries
still flounder (whether God is YWYH [Jehovah] or Allah). The principle set
forth in the Declaration is that governments get 'their just powers by the
consent of the governed', the opposite practice from that religions would
and do establish."
2. "By declaring 'the Laws of Nature and Nature's God' as sources
of entitlement to rights, the deist view of a god is affirmed. For as much
as we are concerned, that "God" would be human beings in order to agree
with the rest of what they wrote. As a Panatheist, I understand what is
meant by that is nothing like what Xians claim by their separatist view of
a god they name 'God'." In Pantheism, closer to the deist view of
existence than Xians could ever be, Nature and God are one and the same." |
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47: Freedom: "The
constitution provides for 'freedom of religion', not 'freedom from
religion'." |
1. "Technically, it
doesn't mention either. What it DOES say is that 'Congress shall make no
law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free
exercise thereof.' Sounds pretty clear that they didn't think that
religion and government should get their fingers into each other's
business."
2. "The Declaration of
Independence, authored by the same group of people, plainly states
that freedom requires freedom from superstition, and sets the mood and
precedence for 'freedom from religion' which they equated with
'superstition', as do many modern advanced dictionaries. The Constitution
provides for separation of government and religion, but it was not long
before mind manipulators began weaseling their way around that. Many of
our laws are unconstitutional by a strict (rather than weasel)
interpretation."
3. "That government
should act to promote any one religion serves to prohibit all the rest." |
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48: Idolatry: "The Ten
Commandments must be displayed to keep people reminded of God." |
1. "Learn how displaying the ten commandments in public violates at
least two of them. That insightful information is yours when you purchase
your copy of the
CumBax Book. Now would be a
good time to take that step."
2: "Didn't Moses, in the story, get so mad at his people for
making an idol that he threw down the stone tablets and broke them?
Wouldn't he still feel that way about your demands to display idols and
graven images in such a way that they would be purposefully associated
with God?" |
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49: Violation: "Saluting
the flag and repeating the oath complete with its reference to God is a
patriotic act." |
1. "The flag is a graven image; saluting the flag and quoting
'under God' make it also an idol. You can't have things both ways and be
correct. If you believe in a god, shouldn't you follow the same 'laws' you
want to display to everybody else?" |
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50: Sheeples: " ... you
can't change the nature of things. Religion is what makes us human." |
1. "No, DNA is what
makes us human. Religion is what makes us sheep."
--Richard S. Russell--
http://richardsrussell.livejournal.com/
2: "Learn from your copy
of the
CumBax Book why that claim
is entirely backward from the truth." |
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51: Threat: "You will go to
Hell when you die, as God will punish you for not believing. Aren't you
afraid?" |
1. "Not of your
veiled threat about a myth that
began in an area where oil fumes would ignite and burn 'forever', and
likely consumed hapless human beings who had wandered too close when it
occurred. Dying and death are too complex to deal with in a paragraph but,
if you seriously intend to learn about this, go here >HERE<
"
2. "I can't help but
wonder, if the majority of people are Christians who think they are going
to Heaven when they die, then why are they so eager to postpone the
trip?!?" Thanks, to Donna G |
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52: Angry: "You seem like such an angry
person." |
1. "Do you suspect that
has something to do with you?"
2. "Thank you. I have
mainly been called 'cold' and 'dispassionate' and I appreciate that you
noticed the difference."
3. "Do you think it's
because I dislike being lied to?"
4. "Yeah, people messing
with my Constitutional rights tends to bring that out in me."
(Richard S. Russell)
http://richardsrussell.livejournal.com/
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53: Baldyanity:
"Atheism is just another religion trying to keep Christians from enjoying
their religious freedoms." |
1. "Learn from your
dictionary from this instruction that awaits you in your
CumBax Book, exactly what
the truth is about the relationship between atheism and religion and
freedom from fabricated reality."
2. "Calling
atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color." -- Don
Hirschberg
3.
"If atheism is a religion, then health is a
disease." -- Clark Adams
4. "Saying atheism
is a type of religion is like saying peace is a type of war." -- Clark
Adams (Quotes contributed by Richard S. Russell-- Thanks)
http://richardsrussell.livejournal.com/
5: "Calling atheism a
religion is like calling not collecting stamps a hobby." —unknown— [Thanks
once again to 'The 502' ]

6: Atheism is not a
creed. Atheism is a component of most secular philosophies. Examples of
such can be found at
this location. |
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54: Stringism:
"Evolutionists don't say how the universe could have started from out of
nothing, is why God had to have created it!" |
1. "Yeah? Then who
created God?" (from Richard S. Russell)
http://richardsrussell.livejournal.com/
2. "That is entirely
erroneous. Whatever is true, is true in spite of what anybody has to say
about it. For some decades now, that the universe evolved from strings is
something not too many talked about, but has been continuously
investigated. You can find a lot of sources about it, and a simplified
version of how the universe started out from nothing, in a process called
accretion, is available from
http://www.lulu.com/content/309396 |
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55: Xanswer: "Christ is
the answer." |
1. "What was the
question?"
2. "Was there a
question?"
3. "2Religion
has always been about answers without questions, statements pulled out of
the air, and hardened opinions without evidence or ever bothering to
check."
4. "Philosophy is
questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never
be questioned." (from Richard S. Russell)
http://richardsrussell.livejournal.com/
5.
"Okay, that implies a question. What was it? –and who wanted to know?" |
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56: Insanitorum:
…quoting Santorum:
Privacy. Neutrality. Free Expression. None of
these terms is in the Constitution. They “look like” terms that actually
are there.
Translation: In other words, if it's not
spelled out in the Constitution, it is not a right private citizens can
claim, and the activist Supreme Court has no right to make a ruling about
such things.
|
1. "Lots of other
things are also not spelled out in the Constitution. Murder, mayhem,
robbery, burglary, embezzlement, rape. In fact there are no crimes
mentioned in the Constitution except treason. It mentions felonies,
just like it mentions "other rights", but doesn't spell them out. Should
we banish our legal system over that?"
2. So, does Santorum's view of such things as privacy and free
expression mean we can all go out and commit crimes other than treason
with impunity since they aren't spelled out in the Constitution? Shouldn't
it work both ways? I might also point out that the Constitution says
nothing about marriage either, something right-wing zealots should be
aware of and by Santorum's definition of what is Constitutional, marriage
should be considered not protected by the Constitution as he and
others sanctimoniously insist, meaning all marriages are unconstitutional
and, therefore, illegal.
Thanks and a big
to Lois of
Secular
Nation |
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57: Supersex: "God is
Love."
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1. "This will come as a
big surprise to the many Indonesians rotting away at the bottom of the
Indian Ocean as a result of the recent tsunami. [Here insert whatever the
most recent natural disaster is -- there's an endless supply.]"
(from Richard S. Russell)
http://richardsrussell.livejournal.com/

2. What is the
relationship between God and the human orgasm in church? Find out when you
have made your purchase of the
CumBax Book today." |
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58: Testing God: In many newspaper articles
reporting the results of an experiment in which heart patients were prayed
for, it was stated, "Critics said the question of God's reaction to
prayers simply can't be explored by scientific study." |
1.
"So someone finally admits that religion and science do not
mix? Perhaps that will put to rest for good the question of "Intelligent
Design."
Thanks and a
smiley go to Donna Gore of AFS Forum for that delicious tidbit. |
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59: Scientism: "Is
Science a Religion? I think perhaps atheism and religion share a common
ground in that both require faith at their roots." |
1. "I have never argued
against that, but return with a question about the nature of each kind of
faith. Religion requires faith in clerics; atheism, which finds its
answers via the scientific method, requires faith in oneself." There is an
atheist faith scale here. |
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60: The Cross, an Xian idol "The cross
represents to Christians world wide that Jesus died for our sins and was
nailed up for public display so His enemies could make a mockery of Him." |
1. "The cross actually
originated in ancient Persia, along with one of the many similar stories
that have circulated throughout the ages previous to Xianity, as a symbol
of war and power. It represented the sword and bloodshed for the early
Mithrains, the original cult in the Xian lineage, whose creeds were
adopted and modified by Constantine and his successors."
Reference link |
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61: Pro-Lifeism: "I believe it is murder to
abort a fetus, which is a developing human baby and should have a right to
life." |
1.
"Buy the
CumBax Book to see
this response." |
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62: Defeasibility:
"Remember that there is no way to scientifically prove a negative, thus
the statement "God does not exist" is based on a gut feeling akin to faith
because it can never be 'proved'. Am I wrong here? " |
1. "Yes. You either believe in a god,
or you don't. If you do not believe in a god, you are an atheist. Period,
there is nothing more to think about. Any honest religious person will
tell you there is no halfway point to belief. There are, however,
Principles of Atheology
that show why your argument is in error." |
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63: Nonus: "No one can prove
no gods exist." |
1. "This is more about the 'proving a negative' thing. It's
unnecessary and, besides, anyone attempting to prove a negative is letting
theists mislead the argument. Theists are the ones claiming something not
in evidence, and the burden of proof (like in a court of law) is upon the
claimants to provide, besides being the ones who claim the same negatives
about all of each others' gods.
"In
the Defeasibility Principle,
absent the evidence to support any claims, the default is that claims with
no basis in facts are therefore moot; that is, without legal significance.
In other words, if they cannot produce convincing qualifying evidence,
there is no god and they are attempting to pull off a scam upon you.
Criminals try that all the time." |
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64: Bonus: "If the burden of proof is on someone
making a claim, then doesn't that still mean that atheists have to prove
there is no God?" |
1. "Actually, no. Using a murder trial in an American court as an
example, the atheist occupies the role of the accused who claims he did
not perform the crime. It us up to those who claim an event occurred to
show his presence and action at the scene in order to prove his guilt;
otherwise, he is viewed as innocent. In like fashion, God is viewed as
nonexistent until he can be demonstrated to be physically present
at all the events proclaimed about Him." |
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65: Xianity and History "I don't understand why
you insist on calling Christianity an Arabic religion, when everybody
knows it starts with the Jewish Old Testament." |
1.
"What 'everybody knows' is only what they are told, especially
among a group of people who make it clear their reference materials are
very limited. The Xian sword is a symbol of war Xians inherited from
Mithraism, an ancient Persian religion very close in nature to its
successor, Xianity. The Judaism part was inherited from a radical Jewish
sect known as The Way (there is or was a Xian bible of that name) and, as
'everybody knows', Persia and Judaism both come from that part of the
world where Arabian people live. Islam, Judaism, and Xianity all share
that same bloodthirsty heritage."
Reference link |
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66: "Evolution is full of gaps and holes like the
missing link. Why is there not a continuous lineage from the simplest
fossils to the most complex buried in layers of the Earth?" |
1.
"I am sure you've read that claim a number of times, and have heard
the most complex kinds of answers. This CumBak puts it into a digestible
nutshell that is both concise and accurate. Get this poignant mental image
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FOOTNOTES:
1 Some people consider religion a kind of
insanity. While it does meet some of the lesser definitions, it is
more correctly recognized as a very similar self-perpetuating induced
condition. While often harmless in individuals, and on rare occasions
quite beneficial, and can spur people into action who may be otherwise too
perplexed to do anything but waffle, the organized varieties must be
someday recognized as dangerous, contagious and degenerative in all of
their forms, if the human race can expect to survive.
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<http://nireland.humanists.net/docs/article10.doc
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<http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/795186/posts
> <http://www.guardian.co.uk/life/feature/story/0,13026,1423450,00.html>
<http://www.spaceandmotion.com/Theology-Albert-Einstein.htm>
2 "It's not supposed to make sense!
It's faith! Don't ya know what faith is? Faith is when you believe
somethin' that nobody in their right mind would believe!" -- Archie
Bunker, responding to Meathead on All in the Family (contributed by
Richard S. Russell)(a contributor of many to this page). http://richardsrussell.livejournal.com/
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http://www.scienceagogo.com/news/20050822230316data_trunc_sys.shtml
23 September
2005 story: Insight Into Eye Evolution Deals Blow To Intelligent Design
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